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When Katie Sleeps

I'm thinking of starting a new blog series called "When Katie Sleeps". Sometimes when I sleep over at Chris' and he wakes up at 5 am for ROTC apparently I say some weird things. The latest:

(The alarm goes off)
Katie: WHY!?!?!?

Katie: I don't care about your hands just come back to me.

Katie: Did you go to the party?
Chris: What party?
Katie: The party last night. Did you go? They were here.

(Got up to go to the bathroom)
Chris: Katie! What are you doing? Are you escaping?
Katie: I was waiting until you left so I could escape (Glasses crooked, one eye closed)
Chris: Oh really?
Katie: Move I have to pee.

And apparently sometimes I just stretch my arms out and make odd "come hither" movements with my hands

Other times when I sleep at my place and Iz comes home late from doing work I ask her if she did math and if it was fun, if she went to the party (apparently I think there's a lot of parties that go on while I'm sleeping), and  I tell her to stop talking in French.

I'm not sure who this alter-ego Katie is but I think she's pretty funny, blunt and, with her retainers/Clearasil/fun-bun/moose pajamas combo, she's obviously extremely attractive. I think we'd be great friends if we could meet.


Love,
Awake Katie

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