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I lost it in the blender aisle

A particularly artistic photo of me riding the struggle-bus in my cubicle wearing button up ruffle shirt. And yes that's a poof I'm sporting. I wear my hair up in a ponytail so much I forgot how long it was. And I always feel ridiculous when I dress up in the whole "business-casual" attire. Kind of like a penguin, or a little kid playing dress up. I'm also wearing fancy flats. Fancy because they're leather and have a little sparkly diamond thingy on them. And no laces. Shoes without laces exist? Who knew. Considering I have 10+ pairs of shoes with laces, and about 2 without laces, you can't expect a girl to know these things exist in the real world. You know those girls who walk by in their business suits, all put together and gorgeous and doing the whole cat walk thing with starbucks in their hand and a trendy cell phone in the other? They wake up and piss excellence. And you think "Wow. She looks fabulous. She looks like she's going to kick ...