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Bikes

Dear worldly citizens, I am now officially accepting donations for my mountain bike fund. Feel free to donate any amount that your heart tells you. And if that doesn't tempt you? Perhaps this puppy will pull at your heart strings in a way that makes you just desperate enough to do something a little crazy - like send me some full suspension and some carbon. I actually that's what my face looks like when I see people riding by on a really nice mountain bike.  It's either that puppy, or this bird: Probably because all the people that ride past me on a $1,000+ mountain bike are 1 of 4 things: chunky, not riding on a trail (which is where mountain bikes are meant to be...duh), retired, or looking like they're going to keel over on their side any minute from moving so slow.  My thoughts? "GIVE THAT FINE PIECE OF CARBON TO SOMEONE WHO DESERVES IT! Ohhhh hayyyy!!!!"  *sigh* ...one day. Until then, I'll enjoy my bike rides with my o...