It took me no less than 20 minutes to sign into my blog account today- partially because it has been approximately 345 days since my last sign-in and partially because a very angry man across the table from me was yelling at his friend on the phone that he absolutely, without a doubt, one hundred percent did NOT want pizza for dinner. He articulated every vowel and consonant so precisely that I haven't the foggiest notion as to why the poor fellow on the other side of the line didn't clearly receive the message the first time the guy announced it to the whole coffee shop. The conversation, entertaining for me and uncomfortable for everyone else within a mile radius, went on for several minutes....leading me to almost put the lad out of his misery and offer to go eat pizza with his friend in his place. "Here. You just sit here and continue to mumble to yourself over your notebook full of, I'm sure, earth shattering thoughts, drink your low-fat, no sugar, skim milk am...
I like geography best because mountains & rivers know the secret: Pay no attention to boundaries.