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Okay so it's not H1N1 but it still hurts

I suppose one up-side to getting the flu (or whatever I have) is having absolutely no excuse to not sit down and write my two 10+ page papers due in the next week. Training cannot possibly get in the way because there is absolutely no way I can even think about running, swimming, or cycling...considering it took me half an hour of huffing and puffing to pick three shirts off my floor and make my bed (by the way, that very event made it as number one on my Reasons to Never Let Myself Become Obese list) So, naturally, I'm blogging. Although all weekend I was fighting the urge to projectile vomit everywhere and every time I stood up it felt like I was on a carnival ride, it was actually a pretty good and I fought off the damn illness like a champ. Like I've said before, I have this incredible ability to will myself better. Excessive amounts of Motrin, Pepto, and Tums may have had something to do with it, though. It all started Friday with me being completely normal one minute, the...

Wishing for Less Wishes

I just decided happiness is when 11:11 comes around and you can't think of a wish. I mean a real wish, not a fake wish. You can always wish for something completely generic like world peace or free ice cream or the polar ice caps to stop melting so all the polar bears don't drown. If this is true, I have a lot to work on. 11:11 just happened, and my first wish was for more 11:11s so I could wish for more wishes. Then I retracted that wish because the 11:11 gods will get mad at me if I'm too greedy. So then I wished for my regular 11:11 wish, which I can't write about because then it won't come true. I will say, though, I find it ironic because in the end I suppose what I'm really wishing for is no more wishes. Does that make sense? At least I don't have Genie's lamp. With only 3??? I'd be in a real pickle.