This just in: Wooly Mammoths are not extinct. I spotted one today. I know what you're thinking, you're thinking, "no you did not Katie." Well, I am telling you right now, yes I did. He was at Fitrec tonight between the hours of 9:15 and 9:30 in lane seven - the one right next to mine. My first thought was, "my god who let the Walrus out of the zoo." Then I thought, "oh wait this is rare where is my camera...." And then I came to my senses and realized it was a real live man, and not a neanderthal, because that thought crossed my mind too. So then I HAD to pick the ONLY lane open, the one right next to his (I wonder why.) So I got an up close and personal view of, well, everything. Not that chest and back hair isn't the most attractive thing I've ever seen in the world (I just threw up in my mouth a little bit)...and especially when it covers a body with a BMI of around 30? Oh please break me off a piece of that. The best part? He left littl...
I like geography best because mountains & rivers know the secret: Pay no attention to boundaries.