Again with the Pussy, but this time it's context appropriate

Just this year the quad (Al, Anya, B and I) have acquired a rather shallow taste in music - or, at least, our party music. With catchy lines such as, "it's time for me to put my pussy on your side burns" and, "Oh yes I love her like pussy, money, weed", who wouldn't get hooked?

In the beginning of the year, okay well now, too, it's Lady Gaga, or more commonly referred to as just GaGa.

We're on a nickname basis.

Bad Romance, Disco Stick, and Poker Face made the cut for the top three songs.

Then it came Keisha,

oh wait no, it's Ke$ha...we call her Keisha...but a friend just recently informed me it's Kesha (inspired by Kashi cereal?)

Anyway. That trashy chick with the hipster/NYC look who likes to brush her teeth with whisky. Yeah, we like her song about clocks and Mick Jagger.

And our recent obsession? (And I mean, obsession. As in we played this song literally every 2 minutes all night on Sunday. I ate to this song. Studied to this song. Fell asleep to this song. Woke up to this song. Sang this song at dinner. And now? I'm blogging about it.)

Bedrock by Lil Wayne. I'll admit, it's one of the sexiest songs I've heard in a while, but it still doesn't come close to Timberlake's Technology.

...ok and it switches between that and "pussy, money, weed"...which is not sexy at all, it's just dirty, but it's pretty catchy. Especially when you add in the beat, which is basically like:

Pussy, money, weed

Pussymoneyweed

....money, weed (I guess pussy wasn't that important after all?)

We decided to replace the words with our favorite things, therefore it becomes:

Liquor, Omelets, Sex

LiquorOmeletsSex

...OmeletsSex.

...cause we're classy. Anyway. Can't wait for the next song obsession to roll around. Wonder who it will be next?

lovelovelove,

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